Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
did i walk over a car last night?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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