Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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