do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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