I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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