you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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