i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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