I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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