I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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