i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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