I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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