well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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