Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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