it hurts more in the daytime
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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