Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
