I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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