Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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