its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
