she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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