Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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