youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i barfeds in our rink
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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