i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
