just tell him i said nine months
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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