Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
