Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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