i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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