They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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