So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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