ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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