then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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