Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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