we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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