i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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