Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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