brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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