Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I will be naked everywhere
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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