The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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