Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Jerry, you need to find god
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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