I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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