Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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