You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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