She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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