Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
