Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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