I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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