I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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