using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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