She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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