So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Damn victory sex feels great
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