We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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