Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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