I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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